“On this particular afternoon a fly fell into my tea. This was, of course, a minor occurrence. After a year in India I considered myself to be unperturbed by insects…
Gather ‘round everyone. Get comfortable, I insist. I have a story to tell, You won’t want to miss. Kris Kringle wants Christmas Spirit, For the world all year round. And…
When I’m worried and I can’t sleep I count my blessings instead of sheep And I fall asleep, counting my blessings When my bankroll is gettin’ small I think of…
What currently brings you a real sense of joy? (Feel free to share your answer in the comments area at the bottom of this page) DO YOU KNOW THE CLAUS…
(Your Name Here), I will always have your back. (Repeat daily or often as needed) DO YOU KNOW THE CLAUS LAWS™?
Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac Gangsta whitewalls TV antennas in the back You may not have a car at all But remember brothers and sisters You…
Gettin’ together to smile an’ rejoice, An’ eatin’ an’ laughin’ with folks of your choice; An’ kissin’ the girls an’ declarin’ that they Are growin’ more beautiful day after day;…
There was once an old lady who cried all the time. Her elder daughter was married to an umbrella merchant while the younger daughter was the wife of a noodle…
“What used to be my ceiling is now my floor.” (Repeat daily or often as needed) DO YOU KNOW THE CLAUS LAWS™?
Trouble, trouble me Disturb me with all your cares and your worries Trouble me On the days when you feel spent Why let your shoulders bend underneath this burden When…
